Robyn is amazing

Well, how do we start this story when there is so many great things to say about me.

Where to start, where to start. Well, first of all, Robyn is incredibly intelligent. Genius even. With a sharp wit and an extremely solid grasp of the sarcastic arts. She is also beautiful, shapely, and voluptuous. Her eyes are grey-blue, her smile is perfect. She is in every way a goddess of a woman. Mere mortals are fortunate to be in her presence. Temples should be built in her honor. Songs should be sung of her feats. All world leaders should bow down before her in homage and pay tribute.

Tis true, tis true... Robyn is truly amazing. I have even heard tales that she has won greatness awards on multiple continents.

It is rumored that she can, and often does, do the job of ten men.

Robyn is a gift from the heavens. She is sent from a higher power to help us define divinity and understand our own immense shortcomings. In her presence we are revealed for the witless slugs that we are.

Robyn is married to Brian and that's a really, really heroic job. 

If you require further proof of Robyn's awesomeness, you have only to examine the two perfect, cherub-like children her womb has produced. Each of her progeny are exemplars of cuteness, paragons of juvenile perfection.